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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Jokes: 20k ijebu man


An Ijesha Doctor can't find a job after graduation
and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR 20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great
opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"
Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put
3 drops in patient's mouth"
Ijebu Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few
days to recover his money...
Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put
3 drops in his mouth"
Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Ijebu Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"
Ijesha Doctor:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Ijebu Lawyer" (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k, not 100k"
Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an ijesha man....

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