Jokes:IGNORANCE LEADS TO LAUNDRY
Two friends were walking home and a lady happened to be blowing a kiss to one of them from the window of a storey building.
Their conversation went as follows:
Ahmed: Omo e be like say na me that babe dey blow kiss
UCHE: Guy leave that one jare, no mind am
(then the lady signaled to him to come)
Ahmed: Omo the babe dey call me sha
UCHE: Ogbeni, no go
Ahmed: why you go tell me make I no go? Fine babe like that dey call me, you say make I no go
UCHE: Guy abeg no go, no go (feeling pity)
(Ahmed ignored him and went over to the lady, she went to meet him and they both went upstairs. Suddenly as they were about to have fun, they heard a car honking.
Lady: (on opening the window) ha! That's my husband.
Ahmed: Yeh! Mo gbe ooo.
Lady: Don't worry, just pretend like you're the laundry man and iron these cloths (pointing at a heap of cloths).
Ahmed spent the whole day ironing clothes because the husband never left home again that day.
The next day he went over to his friend's place.
Ahmed: Omo, shey you know say na cloth I iron throughout yesterday.
UCHE: Shebi I tell you make you no go? All that cloth wey you iron so, na me WASH THEM