Funny akpos jokes
Akpos Joke: Drunk Man
Akpos was very drunk and was struggling to open his door with his key. His neighbour asked him “sir can I help you open the door?”
Akpos said “don’t worry, just help me hold the house straight, I can open the door”
Akpos Joke: Change of heart
Akpos is angry because he has it in his head that someone stole his wallet.
He walks into a church to steal someone else’s wallet, but he has a change of heart during the service.
He confesses to the priest afterwards about what his intentions had initially been.
The priest asks, “What made you change your mind?”
Akpos says, “In your sermon on the Ten Commandments when you got to ‘Thou shall not commit adultery,’ I remembered where I left my wallet!”
Akpos Joke: Without Gift
Akpos was invited to a wedding. When he reached the hotel, he found two doors written on them:
1. Bride’s relatives
2. Groom’s relatives
He entered the groom’s door and found two doors again.
He entered the men’s door and found two doors again.
1. People with gifts
2. People without gifts
Akpos entered the second door (people without gifts) and
He found himself outside the hotel.
Funny Akpos Jokes Anthony Joshua versus Klitschko
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and Emeka:
Emeka: Are you ready for the Joshua-Klitschko fight?
Emeka: I hear the fight tickets are going for as as high as £96,000.
Akpos: What a shame. Even David versus Goliath was free to watch.
Akpos Joke: Idiot!
The following conversation ensued between Akpos and his son:
Son: Daddy who is an idiot?
Akpos: an idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a way that another person who is listening can’t understand him. Do you understand me?